Black Friday is fun for people, but for cats, it’s just another chance to act like they own the store. They march into bags like they’re browsing luxury boutiques, climb into carts as if they’re VIP customers, and stare at every item like they’re deciding whether it meets their very high standards. If a deal doesn’t involve treats, toys, or boxes, they’re not interested.
Cats don’t chase discounts. They chase luxury. They’ll ignore the budget food and demand the premium brand, insist on the softest bed money can buy, and expect the fanciest toys like they’re shopping with a limitless credit card. Try to offer something cheap, and you’ll get a look that says, “Wow. Embarrassing.”
And of course, the best part of Black Friday (according to cats) is not the items themselves. It’s the boxes, bags, and receipts. They don’t care what you bought. THEY are the prize now. You went out for deals, but you came home with a furry little CEO ready to sit on all your purchases and claim them as their own.
