Cats do look tasty…
Some cats are just…delectable. They look like they were chef-kissed approved for consumption, with their big eyes, their cute chicken legs, and their fluffy fur. The way they curl into a purrfect little circle, or politely loaf while you cook yourself dinner. You could imagine including them in the meal and eating them up! Tiny kittens like colorful macarons, snackable and pawdorable. A big fat kitty as the main dish. And the best part is that cats are zero calories! So if you’re on a diet, it’s the purrfect way to eat deliciously and lose weight at the same time!
Just kidding, we’re not here eating cats! But the point is that they’re irresistibly cute. No one can deny the cuteness of a cat! Take this time to bond with your cat, and maybe gnaw on his fur a bit. It’s impawssible to know what they taste like without taking a little bite. We know that cats have nine lives, so why not just take a bite or two from their fur?
In the age of photos being taken everywhere and the desire to look attractive, diets can really speak louder than souls. From Paleo to keto, food restrictions are basically all the rage. It’s especially popular to restrict gluten from one’s diet – meaning no bread, pasta, dough, or anything made with flour. Insane right? A lot of people are on that pro-protein kick. But here at I Can Has Cheezburger, we don’t shame anyone’s body or diet. If you want to eat bread, we endorse it. If you want to eat dumplings for dinner every night, why not! Who are we to say you can’t? So enjoy these hefty and wholesome cat memes for muscle building and endurance training.
