Energy company stocks and the price of crude oil surged after the United States captured Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro, with Trump claiming U.S. oil companies would participate in rebuilding the South American country’s energy infrastructure. What do you think?
“Which foreign leader do we have to arrest to get GameStop going again?”
Cesar Gruerio, Odor Neutralizer
“My accountant has been encouraging me to invade Venezuela for years.”
Russell Forst, Oncology Enthusiast
“Damn. My parlay needed him to be killed.”
Diana Yee, Plate Stacker
