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My work is not always pretty, but it’s always honest – The Bloggess

If you’re subscribed to my art substack you get an email from me every Monday with a doodle I’ve drawn and a few words...

Lore Drop – Penny Arcade

Obamas Show Off Vibrant Marriage By Inviting Nation To Join Them In Boudoir

WASHINGTON—In an apparent effort to tamp down on recent speculation about their relationship, Barack and Michelle Obama reportedly showed off their vibrant marriage Friday...

Static State – The Daily WTF

Things that probably won’t sell on facebook marketplace because no one is as weird as I am. – The Bloggess

The Dark Dyad – Penny Arcade

16-year-old tricks 26-year-old aunt into admitting he was adopted, his parents lose their minds and go no contact: ‘[You were] manipulated by a teenager’...

The most unfortunate part of this anecdote was that a family feud was sparked over it when at the end of the day, the...

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Whatever Dennis Was Doing During the ‘Abbott Elementary’/‘Its’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia’ Crossover Has Got to Be Dark

It’s never a good sign when you can’t see what the Golden God is doing. It means that someone might be paying the ultimate...

U.S. Imposes Tariffs On Remote Island Of Penguins And Seals

The U.S. Commerce Secretary defended the country’s decision to impose tariffs on Heard and McDonald Islands, an uninhabited archipelago populated only by penguins and...

A Steady Ship – The Daily WTF

You know what definitely never changes? Shipping prices. Famously static, despite all...

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Lost Cameras and Orphan Photos

Telling a secret can be transformative; it can change our relationship with people we know, and even those we will never meet. More than...

Holodick – Penny Arcade

28 House Cats Having the Time of Their Lives Caught on Candid Camera

House cats combine two things that we hoomans so dearly revere. One is their ability to stay young in their mind, retaining moments of...

Album Analysis: Why Lady Gaga’s ‘Mayhem’ Sounds Both Old and New – FAIL Blog

via @shookavenueThe Sounds of MayhemSonically, Mayhem primarily explores industrial music and electropop. On the surface, this seems like territory the Grammy-winning superstar has walked...

Deleted Scenes From ‘The Blues Brothers’ Were Rescued by the FBI

Putting aside the terrible sequel, the ridiculous video game tie-in and the awkward fan conventions, the original 1980 film The Blues Brothers is still very good,...

Nation Uses Extra Hour Of Daylight To Sun Perineums Even Harder

CLEVELAND—Excitedly heading out to yards, balconies, and public parks across the country to reap the wellness benefits, the U.S. populace confirmed Monday that it...

Error'd: Tomorrow

It's only a day away! Punctual Robert F. never procrastinates. But I think now would be a good time for a change. He worries that "I...

A little celebration.:) – The Bloggess

This isn’t a real post…it’s just a little celebration because I haven’t had enough of those lately. Yesterday I got a copy of...

PostSecret Podcast Episode – PostSecret

Dear Frank, It has been many years, since my secret was featured on PostSecret, but I have...

That Funky Monkey – Penny Arcade

Wife makes tough decision after finding out her husband is allergic to her cats, commenters come to pawrent’s aid with purrfectly hissterical solutions: ‘Make...

Well, howdy there, feline fam! We're not sure what we would do if we were allergic to cats. We mean…would there be any reason...

‘Tell it to me straight, I have to look for another job, don’t I?’: Bossy coworker becomes actual boss, starts with fake encouragement but...

Now imagine you're the poor soul whose narcissistic colleague just got promoted to supervisor. After three years of putting up with their antics as...
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